He SnoresJoke 5The chiefs on the USS cuttlefish went to Washington DC for a meeting. To save money, they had to room together. No one wanted to room with chief Fredricks because he snored so loud. They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with Fredricks the whole time so they voted to take turns. Chief Fontenot sleeps with him the first night and came to breakfast the next morning hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They ask, "Chief, what happen to you?" He said, "Guys, that Fredricks snored so loud, I stayed up and watched him all night." The next night it was chief Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing. His hair was standing up, his eyes all blood shot. They ask, "Chief, what happen to you? You look awful, did you get any sleep"? He said, "Hell no, that Fredricks was shaking the roof all night. I stayed up and watched him until dawn." The third night, it was chief Doucet turn. The next morning he came to breakfast all bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning y'all." They can't believe it! They ask, "Chief, what happened?" He said, "Well, we were getting ready for bed. I went and tuck chief Fredricks into bed and kiss him good night. He watch me all night long." |
